So You Need A Name For Your Fantasy Football Team

Yo, I’ve got some great suggestions for you.

For fantasy football.

Team names.

Here they are.

Are you ready?

Here they are:

You sure you’re ready?

Pay attention.

 

• The Ostriches Running Right Towards You
• Michelle Obama’s Bangs
• Michelle Obama’s Triceps
• The Florida Somehow Not In Jail’s
• Judi Dench’s Biceps
• Dozens of Penguins Sliding Toward You Down A Mountain
• The Drone Strikes
• The Weird Twitters
• The Giant Boulder That Almost Crushes Indiana Jones’s
• The Haunted Organs That Play Themselves’s
• The Elon Musks
• The Stank Foods People Bring With Them On Airplanes
• Vin Diesel Looking Very Closely At His Own Hand
• The Detroit Foreclosures
• The Hippie With The Tiny Dog That’s Hitting On A Way Too Pretty Girl In The Coffee Shop One Table Over From You Right Now’s

OK now you’re ready to play fantasy football, whatever the fuck that is.

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