As writers, and as human beings, we are trying (way too hard) to be as funny as we possibly can. This blog is a shining example of that.
We realize that there is nothing new under the sun and that you have probably heard our opinions (even if it was simply your evil subconscious whispering to you while you slept), but we strive to push our views farther and farther out there. We’re just people with things to say. They may not be the nicest or most politically correct, but they’re ours.
So sit back, relax, and don’t read these aloud by a fire, with your kids eagerly waiting to hear special nuggets of wisdom. That would probably injure them beyond repair (or make them incredibly opinionated).